Great Throughts Treasury

"Dear Theo, All is lost! Today is the day that also wanted to make a proposal of marriage to Claire, and I felt a little tense. She looks great in her white muslin dress, straw hat and bared gums. When you sit in the dentist's chair and put suction tube into the mouth, and my heart would jump out of excitement. I tried to be romantic. Diminished light conversation and headed to jolly things. Both undertook less gas for anesthesia. When the time comes, I looked her straight in the eye and said, Please rinse is. And she laughed! Yes, Theo! She laughed at me, and then angry. Do you think I can rinse a man like you? What kind of joke? She asked me. But please do not misunderstand me, I said. I understand very well! I cannot rinse with anyone except a licensed specialist dentures! How do you make that will rinse here! Get out of my sight! After having spoken these words, she began to sob and fled. Theo! I want to die! Looking at my face in the mirror and I go smash it! Smash it! I hope you're well. Vincent *** Dear Theo Yes, it's true. The ear, which is sold in stores for rare items brothers Fleischmann is mine. I understand that it was stupid to do it, but last Sunday I wanted to send a gift to Claire for her birthday, and all the shops were closed. Well, anyway. Sometimes I regret not being listened to the advice of my father and I became an artist. Not as exciting, but the artist at least a normal life Vincent"

"Dear Theo, I am in love. Last week checkup came Claire Memling. I was also sent a postcard in which I wrote that it has been six months since the last cleaning of the teeth and, even though they had been only four days! Theo, this woman is driving me crazy! Distraught desire! Ah, what a bite! In my life have I seen such a bite! Teeth and match perfectly! Not like Mrs Itkin, whose lower teeth protrude about three centimeters and above and look like a werewolf! No no! Claire teeth are great! In such cases, convinced that there is a God! Yet it is not perfect. Not so much so as to be uninteresting. Between the lower ninth and eleventh tooth has an empty space. Tenth tooth lost in sledpubertetnata age. Suddenly and without warning developed tooth decay. Remove it very easy (in fact he fell, as he spoke) and in its place and not put new. Nothing can replace the lower right tooth, she told me. It was for me a lot more than tooth, it was my life. Avoid mentioning the tooth and I think she spoke with me on this because trust me. Oh, Theo, love it! Today, I peering into his mouth and I felt young again and timid student of dentistry and began to ooze inside pads and mirrors. Then I hugged her and show her how to properly brush his teeth with a brush. Sweet little fool was accustomed to holding the brush still and moving her head right and left. Next Tuesday will anesthetize and will ask her to be my wife. Vincent *** Dear Theo again quarreled with Gauguin and he went to Tahiti. Bothered him just removing a tooth ... Currently leading the usual skirmish between dentist and patient and I had the imprudence to go right then and ask whether he had seen Gauguin felt my hat. Gauguin was furious! He grabbed me, pushed my head into the X-ray machine and kept me so ten minutes. For a few hours I could not blink simultaneously with both eyelid. Now I'm lonely. Vincent - Woody Allen , If the Impressionists were Dentists"

"Dear Theo, Will it finally life relate properly with me? Despair destroys me! My head is sprayed! Mrs. Sol Schwimmer brought an action against me because I've built the bridge as I feel it, not as ridiculous suits and mouth! I cannot work on demand as a simple craftsman! I decided her bridge to be impressive and vaulted, with wild, rousing teeth protruding in all directions as flames! She is upset because the bridge do not fit in the mouth and! Stupid comes straight to my crush! I tried to shove the bridge by force, but he sticks out like sparkling chandelier. Nevertheless, I find it beautiful. She says she could not chew! What do I care if she can chew! Theo, I more so! I asked Cezanne to work in general office. But he is old and tired, not able to hold tools and they must be tied to his wrists. Then it can work precisely and tucked them once in the mouth, killing his teeth instead fix them. What to do? Vincent *** Dear Theo This week I did some dental X-rays, which I consider to be very successful. Degas saw them and criticized them. He said weak in compositional terms. All cavities were clustered in the lower left corner. I explained that this is the mouth of Mrs. Slotkin, but he would not even listen to me. He said that within not haresvali- mahogany stood awkwardly. Once gone, choppy pictures of pieces. I did not have this story, but I began to straighten the root of a tooth Mrs. Wilma Zardis, but in the middle of the work despondent. I suddenly realized that the root canal is not what I want to do! My face burned, my head swam. I ran away from the office, where I could breathe freely! For several days I lost consciousness and woke up on the beach. When I returned, she was still in the dentist's chair. I finished work on duty, but I had no strength to sign it. Vincent"

"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."

"DOCTOR: Kleynman, you're an idiot."

"Don?t listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don?t pay attention. Just see what they look like and that?s how you?ll know what life is really gonna be like."

"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love."

"Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses."

"Death also has its positive side - it is one of the few things that can be done with equal ease with which it comes to lie down to sleep."

"Death is a state of non-being. That which is not, does not exist. Therefore death does not exist. Only truth exists. Truth and beauty. Each is interchangeable, but are aspects of themselves. Er, what specifically did they say they had in mind for me?"

"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Doris: You have no values. With you it's all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm."

"Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here."

"Don?t you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we?re left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here."

"Drama is like meat and three veg. Whereas the merangue comedy is like at the end."

"End production today. Wrap party as usual a little sad. Slow danced with Scarlett. Broke her toe. Not my fault. When she dipped me back, I stepped on it. Pen‚lope and Javier anxious to work with me again. Said if I ever come up with another screenplay to try and find them. Goodbye drink with Rebecca. Sentimental moment. Everyone in cast and crew chipped in and bought me a ballpoint pen."

"Eternal life is great If you have the clothes for it."

"Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."

"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."

"Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing?s gotta be the worst fucking job in the world."

"Eternity is really long, especially near the end."

"From the epistemological point of view, dieting is debatable. If all that exists only in my head, I can not just ask for anything in a restaurant, but can also require that the service is impeccable. Man is the only being able not to tip the waiter."

"Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison. ? If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists"

"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have."

"Go ahead - walk into the propeller."

"God (a comedy) DIABETES: I thought volv¡ais to New York. WENDY: You know what the destination."

"God (a comedy) DORIS (philosophically: People believe understanding many times reality when do nothing really to correspond to the <>"

"God (a comedy) LORENZO: I wrote that a large group of people from Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan and Long Island go to the Golden Theater to see a play. And there are. DORIS (pointing to audience): You mean are fictitious too? (Lorenzo nods.) Are they not free to do whatever they please? LORENZO: They think they are, but always do what's expected."

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."

"God, you Jews are truly exotic. Exotic? She should only know the Greenblatts. Or Mr. and Mrs. Milton Sharpstein, my father's friends. Or for that matter, my cousin Tovah. Exotic? I mean, they're nice, but hardly exotic with their endless bickering over the best way to combat indigestion or how far back to sit from the television set."

"Harry: Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst fucking job in the world."

"Harriet, what we have done so wrong? I never looked at the face of reality."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don?t have a good partner, you?d better have a good hand."

"He is a psychiatrist and says that my brother thinks he's a chicken. The doctor replied that the chicken is not simply tell your brother and all. But the man replied says we need her eggs!"

"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there."

"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian."

"He's dreaming, Cloquet thought, as he stood over him, revolver in hand. He's dreaming, and I exist in reality. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was only still the place to get a good steak."

"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"He's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know a lot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something"

"Hey listen ? I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let's not get carried away."

"Hey, don?t knock masturbation. It?s sex with someone I love."

"Hey, I may hate myself, but not because I'm Jewish."

"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."

"Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win!"

"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"

"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"

"Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK?"

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

"How could I not have known that there are little things the size of "Planck length" in the universe, which are a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter? Imagine if you dropped one in a dark theater how hard it would be to find."

"How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans."