Great Throughts Treasury

"Don't talk with your mouth full."

"Drop after drop, there will be an ocean."

"Each country has its own tradition."

"Even the goats will jump on a slanted tree."

"East or West home is best."

"Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together."

"Eat in Poland, drink in Hungary, sleep in Germany, and make love in Italy."

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

"Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day."

"Eagles soar, but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine."

"Eloquence is saying the proper thing then stopping."

"Even if a chef cooks just a fly, he would keep the breast for himself."

"Even if you?re on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege."

"Everyone judges according to themselves."

"Every ass loves to hear himself bray."

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"Everybody lies about sex."

"Exceptions always outnumber rules."

"Even were a cook to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself."

"Everyone is tempted to evil."

"Everything to the excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks."

"Everywhere's fine, but best at home."

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

"For a ducat brother will sell brother."

"Experience is a hard teacher. The test is given first, then the lesson."

"Few things are as ego-boosting as being kicked out of an anarchy convention for unruly behavior."

"Fate throws fortune, but not everyone catches."

"Folly lives next door to knowledge."

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

"Fortune is a giver and a taker."

"Fortune goes like a wheel."

"Fortune's wheel is ever turning."

"Freedom begins when you go tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite."

"Get married and you will be happy for a week; slaughter a pig and you will be happy for a month; become a priest and you will be happy for the rest of your life."

"God must love the common man, He made so many of them."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"Friendly fire isn't."

"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"From someone else's cart you have to get off halfway."

"God promised me a fur coat, and I am already sweating."

"God pays, but not weekly wages."

"Great things can best be said in silence."

"Guest in the house, God in the house."

"God put me on this world to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I may never die."

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."

"Guest coming into house - God coming into house."

"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon."